Annoyance 1. (v.):  To feel the wrath of Fefe.

Vengeance (n.):  To properly update and maintain a LiveJournal account.

Courting (v.):  To creatively beg for sex and a game of fetch.

Aggression (n.):  To bring muscle men closer together.

Guilt (adj.):  To subtly admit infidelities. 

Hesitation (n.):  To be ready when farm animals strike back.

Sloth (n.):  To let others do the work.

Festive (adj.):  To spread joy and well-being for extra cash.

Annoyance 2. (v.):  To continue to feel Fefe's wrath. 

Reluctance (n.):  To recognize the dangers of camping.

Transparency (n.):  To accidentally reveal truths by becoming invisible.

Debauchery (n.):  To gross out kittens.

Eccentricity (n.):  To be creepy in a diving suit.

Fortuitous (adj.):  To be lucky in finding explosive foot apparel.

Unnoticed (adj.):  To have no one give a damn, even when paid.

Nervousness (n.):  To be in one hell of a predicament.

Vengeance 2. (n.):  To invoke artillery usage in fish.

Intimidation (n.):  To not monitor hormone additives in bird feed.

Bewilderment (n.):  To be high while watching a kitty drug deal.

Desire (n.):  To be turned on by fighting stances.

Kissing (v.):  To smooch with eyes closed.

Hunger (n.):  To find uses for offspring.

Philosophize (v.):  To cop a cheap feel.

Communication (n.):  To practice the fine art of selective hearing.

Fashionability (v.):  To look good in a ship.

Intensity (v.):  To take children's games seriously.

Nervousness 2. (n.):  To face the jaws of death.

Apathy (n.):  To let drowning men be.

Honesty (n.):  To be open, truthful and disemboweled.

Spying (v.):  To not get caught, unless you like a dry sherry.

Bewilderment 2. (n.):  To ignore the warning of 'possible side effects'.

Informative (v.):  To be aware of all the important facts about fire.

Transmutation (n.):  To know the truth of vanilla pudding.